That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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