It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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