yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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