I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So squirting runs in the family.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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