Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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