physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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