i just google imaged poop.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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