so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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