school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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