my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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