The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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