is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just forgot I was standing up.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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