lets start a swedish sibling band together
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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