If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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