omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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