so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
