i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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