I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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