Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We need a shit load of segways right now
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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