As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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