I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
