yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm at about main and main street
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
