He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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