i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
