summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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