"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sorry about my life...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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