I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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