he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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