Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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