apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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