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too late i think im gettin a gcui
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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