when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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