dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
