can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Green mimosas i think yes
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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