i think i have herpe
just one?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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