you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm really busy with my period
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