I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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