"it" just moved
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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