I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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