Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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