Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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