Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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