quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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