haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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