her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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