ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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