And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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