Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
