I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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