She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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