i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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