it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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