If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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