so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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