Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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