A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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