ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Shame - the story of my life.
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